"His girth and ability to consume more sushi than even the greatest of Yokozunas in our thousand year history. A thousand blessings upon him!"
Schools in action
Schools recent cologne, Barbecue Sauce, debuted in
Takanoshi, a 'splead-head' from
Schools could not be reach for comment, as he was eating a small village during setbreak.
Schools shows off the location of the village he will consume now that he is a Yokozuna