Phish Dating Site Features Mostly Dudes

Recently debuted Phish dating website "mysweet1.com" celebrated its first week of matchmaking when the site marked registrations from 476 dudes and 4 chicks. While the ratio may seem somewhat unbalanced, the sausage-fest that is Phish has seen a 100:1 dude:chick ratio at recent shows, with 99% of women attending with either a boyfriend or an ex-boyfriend as a method to withstand would be hetty suitors. While the rare matchmaking occurs at a Phish show, due to the 'Gay for Trey' phenomenon, the number of men at Phish shows is steadily increasing and showing no focus on their female counterparts at the show.

Marring the potential for mysweet1.com, nearly all of the initial 480 profiles listed their headline and first date as 'Let's Go Out to Dinner and See a Movie'. Some of the younger mysweet1'ers opted instead for 'Just got back from Kill Devil Falls', 'Won't you come out to play' and the guaranteed to lower expectations 'Taste my crooked maple fingers trembling all around'

While the site has not matched any of the dudes to the 4 girls, the ladies are excited about the potential of the pick of the litter. But not for Amber Cunningham of Bryn Mawr, PA. "I have been single for what, 2 years now and can't find a single guy to hang out with at a show because they are either WAAAY too focused on Trey or they are some nasty ass wook, or worse, a n00b. I mean, I meet some guys at shows, but then I meet like 40 others moments later because I'm one of a few girls there. It's ridiculous."

Althought meeting that special someone at Phish show isn't impossible, it is reported to be rarer than seeing Fuck Your Face, according to ZZYZX's Phish Stats, which has included a unique algorithm into mysweet1.com to aid in matchmaking as well as comparing Phish stats with potential mates.